Monday, August 28, 2006
shalalala.
actually i have nothing to blog.
lol.
but i'm bored.
HAH.
okay lets see.
life sucks.
LOL.
i'm serious.
i went to Changi hospital for my eye check up.
stupid.
appointment time states 3.10pm.
i see the doc at 5.30pm.
WTF?
2hours?
great.
waste of my time.
grrr.
okay.
another reason why life sucks.
-you enjoy life.
-you live it to the fullest.
-you do and eat whatever you want.
-you get some life terminal disease like diabetes, cancer etc.
-you go for operation WHICH still cant save your life and costs like more than 5 digits.
-you can't work or do anything much.
-you sit at home and watch the dumb telly all day.
-you rot and wait to die.
-you FINALLY die.
THERE.
life sucks.
need more reasons?
okay.
-you work your life off your ass to earn enough just to eat.
-you eat like cup noodles almost everday.
-you eat that cause its the only thing you can afford.
-you save money and skip 5 cups of noodles and starve just to buy 4D.
-you bought the ticket but you lost it.
-you figure you probably won't win anything.
-you watch your super tiny telly.
-you WOULD have won 1st prize IF you didn't lost the ticket.
-CRY
-you quit 4D for like 5 days.
-you decided to give it another go.
-you won 1st prize [ supposedly AGAIN. but you lost the 1st ticket rmb? ]
-you won like, 1 million.
-you enjoy life.
-you eat whatever you want cause you can afford it now.
-you get some terminal diseases like diabetes, cancer etc.
-but this time at least you sit in front of your flat 42inches tv and rot.
-you wait to die.
-you FINALLY die.
WOW.
i AM bored.
i thought that all up myself?
cool.
next reason to why life sucks to the core.
-you were never the most popular girl in school.
-you so totally belong to the geek group.
-you have this HUGH crush on this super cute dude.
-this super cute dude has no interest in you and totally is disgusted with you.
-suddenly you were approached for
Extreme Makeover where they turn horrifyingly ugly people, which happens to be you, and make them just ugly without the horrifyingly.
-somehow you manage to look decent.
-the guy took notice of you, not because you are super hot now, but cause you appear on tv.
-he approached you and ask you for a date.
-you wear your nicest dress and actually look quite pretty.
-you saw him across the street.
-he smiles at you and starts to cross the road.
-halfway through this large truck SLAM into him.
-OUCH!
-bye bye super cute dude.
omg.
i'm a sadist.
LOL.
this is fun.
okay if you REALLY wanna know why life sucks.
you type
"why life suck" at
www.yahoo.com.
you MIGHT get the answer.
yeah.
i cant be bothered to list more reasons.
HAH.
me_________`e-leen *
10:27 PM
